Eww!
So i went to jason’s house after school and he decided to make me some of his “world famous” salsa. i was pretty damn hungry so i took some tortilla chips and put some salsa on it and it was fucking delicious. he told me it was his own special recipe! later on he told me he added squid and shrimp in there. what the fuck!? i thought they were mushrooms and something else. im not going to question what ever the hell he eats but jason, when you grow up don’t be a chef. fml.